A host pours a magnum of Champagne into a wide-bellied crystal decanter and sets it on the table to “let it breathe.” Within minutes the mousse has thinned. By the time the first glasses are poured, the wine reads like a slightly oxidised Chardonnay. The dinner is salvageable. The Champagne, in any meaningful sense, is not. The mistake is instructive because it is the mistake of someone trying to do the right thing. Decanting has become the reflexive courtesy of serious wine service: a bottle of weight is brought to the table, the cork is drawn, the wine is poured…
Author: TERROIR Editorial
Two bottles sit on the tasting table. Same producer, same 2015 vintage, same wine in every respect except one. The bottle on the left was sealed with a natural cork in the spring of 2016. The bottle on the right was sealed with an aluminium screwcap on the same day, from the same tank. They have lain together in the same cellar at the same temperature for ten years. Tonight, both will be opened. The cork pulls cleanly with the soft pop of a sound bottle. The screwcap turns and breaks its tamper-evident skirt with a brief crack. The two…
Turn a bottle of imported wine over and look at the back, just above the legally required Surgeon General warning. There is a single line in small type. Imported by Kermit Lynch Wine Merchant, Berkeley, California. Or Imported by Skurnik Wines, New York. Or Imported by Polaner Selections, Mt. Kisco, New York. The line is set in eight-point text. Readers tend to skip past it on the way to the alcohol percentage. It is, in the United States market, the single most load-bearing typographic element on the bottle. That line is not a logistics credit. It is the editorial signature…
On January 11, 2024, Karen MacNeil published a short dispatch on WineSpeed under a deliberately flat headline: Bye Bye Big Heavy Bottles. The author of The Wine Bible announced that as of 2024 she would no longer write about wines that came in massive, heavy bottles. The line was short enough to fit on a coaster. Its weight was not in the prose. A wine critic of MacNeil’s stature does not retire a class of bottle on a whim. The dispatch was a small editorial act with a large premise behind it: the bottle, not the wine inside it, has…
A geologist with a four-pound rock hammer stands on a south-facing terrace above the Mosel and brings the head down on a clean outcrop. The slab splits along its bedding plane and shows, on the fresh face, the deep blue-grey that gives the dominant rock of the Mittelmosel its trade name. Twenty kilometres downriver, the same gesture on a different outcrop above the village of Ürzig opens a face that is rust-coloured, iron-streaked, several shades warmer in the late-September light. Same age. Same parent material. Same compressed seabed, four hundred million years gone. Two different colours, and two different wines.…
The ribeye arrives well-marbled and rested, and the diner who has read enough to know better than to default to a steakhouse Cabernet has ordered a Pinot Noir from a serious Oregon producer instead. The first bite is fine. The second bite is when something quietly goes wrong. The wine, which tasted bright and savoury on its own a minute ago, now reads thin against the fat, watery against the protein, a step behind the food at every turn. By the third bite the diner is chewing, then waiting a beat before sipping, because the wine is no longer cleaning…
It is nine in the morning at a fine-dining house in a mid-sized American city, and the person who runs the beverage program is hunched over a row of small white cupping bowls, hot water in a kettle, four single-origin coffees from the morning’s delivery laid out in front of them. The wine delivery is not due until eleven. The cocktail prep does not start until two. Between now and service, the beverage director will taste coffee, approve the kombucha rotation for the new no-alcohol pairing menu, sit in on the bartender’s espresso-martini garnish test, and only then turn to…
The patient at the headache clinic could drink a vodka soda without consequence. Whisky was fine. Gin was fine. Two glasses of red wine, though, and within an hour she had the kind of headache that closed the evening. She had asked her primary doctor about it for years and been told, each time, that the cause was sulfites. She was now sitting in front of a neurologist at the University of California, San Francisco, and the same word came up again. The neurologist did not believe her. He believed her headache. He did not believe the explanation. That gap,…
Two glasses sit on a tasting bench, both Assyrtiko, both from the 2022 vintage. The one on the left is from Santorini, grown on volcanic ash inside the caldera ring. The one on the right is from Halkidiki, four hundred kilometres north on the Aegean mainland, grown on limestone and stones. The grape is genetically identical. What differs is what sits beneath the vine. The whole question of where else Assyrtiko can be itself lives in that gap. For most of the last fifty years the answer was: nowhere. Assyrtiko was Santorini, full stop, and the conversation moved on to…
A dry-farmed vine in its third leaf is not, on the surface, a sympathetic object. The canopy is sparser than its irrigated neighbour two rows over. The fruit set is lighter. The trunk is thinner at the graft. To a vineyard manager whose bonus rides on yield per acre, the picture is a problem. Look down, though, and the story inverts. The taproot has pushed two and a half metres into the profile. It is past the bacterial mat in the topsoil, past the clay lens at one metre, and is working the fissures in the weathered bedrock for whatever…
